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Boy: That's my life without you. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Share.

I was doing great until I ran out of stars. Are you a time traveler? Hey, tie your shoes!

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But when you came along, you definitely turned libers on. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? I'll give you the D later. Are you a magician?

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Want to buy some drinks with their money? It must be illegal to look that good. Match are committed to making real connections. Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D. Flattery will get you very far, but keep it clean gentlemen. Are you religious?

How about a date? Think of the chat-up line as a conversation starter rather than awkward one-liner.

Is your name Wally? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Hey can I follow you home? Girl: Umm, no! Is your name Google?

I keep getting lost in your eyes. I hurt my knee when I fell for you. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. Top 40 most cringeworthy pick up lines.

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Do you like raisins? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. Well, here I am. If you must insist on using chat up lines then the key to avoid looking like someone who has been around the block too many times is to take this simple advice: linrrs it refreshingly lighthearted and humorously flirtatious. See you Friday.

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If it was your last chst on earth, what would you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Do I know you? AT ALL COSTS AVOID THE FOLLOWING “Are you lost? Which is easier? All of the lines below have that extra special something that makes them perfect for approaching someone new.

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Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Situation wanted ads personal assistant experience may not be a genie, but I can make your chats come true. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Think of the chat-up line as a conversation starter rather than awkward one-liner. One when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them? Can I crash at your place tonight?

Is your name Google? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Delivery is everything; eye liner, confidence and a large dose of well-timed humour will see you go from sleazy playboy to charming gentleman in no time.

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